The Sassy



The Sassy Astrologist

She’s famous for her hard-hitting, take no s*** predictions and she’s not afraid to hurt your feelings. The Sassy Astrologist is an online sensation of sass and a fiery Leo who can’t help breaking your heart. Tune in every month for the most honest astrological predictions and helpful tips from the universe. Don’t worry, she’s dumbed it down and made it super easy for your little brain to understand. Let’s consult the stars baby...

In case you were wondering...

Her Sun Sign: Leo (Cancer Cusp)

Her Element: Fire

Her Rising Sign: Pisces (Aries Cusp)

Her Moon Sign: Gemini

Her Traits: Generous and warmhearted, Creative and enthusiastic, Broad-minded and expansive, Faithful and loving Pompous and patronizing, Bossy and interfering, Dogmatic and intolerant, get over it...

She lives in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, Paranormal Investigator, Zedd Pagans who is a Virgo with a Scorpio Rising and a Leo Moon.

This Month's FORECAST



Sassy September 2019 Predictions

Is the New Moon bringing beauty & balance into YOUR life?

Sassy August 2019 Predictions

What will this Full Moon bring you during the BEST month of the year?

Sassy July 2019 Predictions

Does the Lunar Eclipse bring Doom and Gloom or will your sign make it out alive?!

Sassy June 2019 Predictions

Will Your Sign Survive the TRUTH BOMB Coming This Month?

Sassy May 2019 Predictions

What Lessons Your Sign Needs to Learn NOW!

Sassy April 2019 Predictions

Things are finally heating up for ALL the signs!

The Sassy Astrologist | March 2019 Predictions

Pisces Season is here, s***'s about to get real!

The Sassy Astrologist | February 2019 Predictions

We've got some sweet planetary transits coming our way. What do the stars have in store for you?

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Aries | All About the Ram

The first sign in the zodiac - Arrogant, Annoying Aries!

Taurus | All About the Bull

The second sign in the zodiac - Territorial, Tragic Taurus!

Gemini | All About the Twins

The third sign in the zodiac - Jabbering, Gibing Gemini!

Cancer | All About the Crab

The fourth sign in the zodiac - Crabby, Cry-baby Cancer!

Leo | All About the Lion

The fifth sign in the zodiac - Luxurious, Loathsome Leo!

Virgo | All About the Maiden

The sixth sign in the zodiac - the vulnerable, vindictave, villainous Virgo!

Libra | All About the Scales

The seventh sign in the zodiac - the lousy, licentious Libra!

Scorpio | All About the Scorpion

The eighth sign of the zodiac - Suspicious, Savage Scorpio!

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